The best job in the world

This man from the picture above is close to become the person with the best job in the world and the rest of human beings will have no other chance but be absolutely jealous. His task will be taking care of some exotic Australian islands. He´ll be jumping from one island to another, naked everyday, bathing in the sea, sunbathing on the sand, and fulfilling the desires of the indigenous ladies willing to know how it feels to fall asleep in western arms. But unfortunately he´ll not be able to satisfy them all and he´ll ask me to come around and give a hand...or both hands. If our reputation as tireless and skilful lovers spread out along the islands of the great Australian barrier reef, the indigenous ladies would become crazy and will start calling more and more girls from neighbour islands. Alfonso, in response to our desperate call for help, will come as well, but he won´t be able to reach our sexual level and the indigenous will be disappointed. They'd say "Hey boys! Why did you call a Finnish guy!" "No, no, he's blond but he's Spanish!" We'd swear...a real mess ;-) When we are tired of loving exotic and extremely beautiful hot native girls, we´ll go diving and check the situation of the colourful fishes from the deep blue sea. We´ll have big lobsters every night and cocoa juice every morning. Andrés is good at developing new food concepts and the natives will be fascinated at his ideas: fish with changing colour, odour and texture and alginate balls with seasand flavour. The gentle sound from the palm trees will softly blend in with the sea breeze as the constant waves caress our feet every day and night. This is (or can be) as real as the freezing cold we are suffering this winter in Helsinki (-15ºC today). The tickets for the heaven on earth are still available just in case you are interested in joining us: http://www.islandreefjob.com/

Andrés celebrated at home his last birthday in Europe and I took the pictures.

Wild is the wind

There's always a time for hearing hard stories of suffering people. I am generally willing to lend my ears to anybody that might need to talk about their problems cause I like thinking that somehow I take a little part of their painful weight and I contribute to relieve their sorrow. Somebody told me a story about a little blonde Finnish child who was gifted with an special sensitivity and extraordinary intelligence. Unfortunately, she was also given a bitter gift: an unbearable physical pain that kept her away from having a normal life. As many other stories, this one had a sad beginning, some dramatic scenes in the middle and a happy ending. That little child decides to use her strength and rebelliousness to fight with hope, sacrifice and determination against her tragic fate...and became victorious. A true heroine wearing the disguise of a little blonde Finnish child. Her given name tells about the strength and the fury of her nature. Her mind and soul are like the wind, and wild is the wind.

New Year

In the image you can see a cartoon from the cover of a satirical magazine very well known in Spain. I like it very much cause they critizise everyone (politicians,the Pope, the church, God, Allah...) without shame. I remember reporting in this blog about that occasion in which the magazine was banned by a judge cause the magazine (according to that judge) exceeded the limits of speech freedom. They draw a cartoon representing the Spanish Prince and Princess fucking the doggy style while he admits not having worked in his whole life. In this occasion they represent Obama in the oval office. Previous Spanish president (J.M. Aznar) is below the desk with his mouth open wide waiting for performing a blow-job. He was well-known for pleasing willingly Bush's commands and wishes, and he's still largely despised in Spain because of that. Pointing at the guy below the table, the brand-new President is calling the previous one: "George? I think you missed something in your office!" This is the picture I wanted to show in the first post 2009. New year, new tenant in the White House and new expectations...In the within pages they also make fun of the new President and the extraordinary surprise that one coloured man could become the most powerful man in the world: one guy is taking care of the White House's main door and he's suppose to be there for welcoming the new President. Watching Obama approaching the main door, the doorman says, mistaken: "are you the new gardener? alright, please come in!