Women are terrible (Based on actual events)

I thought I was going to a friendly and harmless party with three ladies and it became a very dangerous trap where those three wicked girls made me drink too much, laugh until I almost loose my mind and even (the most terrible) dance as if I were Ricky Martin. At times, I was afraid as an undefended little boy, Why my godness!!!!

Hillu (the lady with blonde hair) is basically the kind of person that, for some reason, was born in the wrong place. Hope that Finnish won´t get hurt by my words, but the truth is that Hillu should have been born in Spain but the stork in charge of giving this little baby to her parents (in Spain newborn babies are brought from Paris by storks, pic below):

was drunk and for some reason (...) ended up in Helsinki. Because Hillu fits perfectly into every single Spanish topic and she even smiles quite often! Trying to fight for the culture and identity denied by the unfair destiny, Hillu makes great efforts for learning Spanish and she goes to Spain almost every second year to enjoy the food, the beer and the hapinness from the country where the sun is always shining. She was an excellent host and I want to acknowledge from here: KIITOS HYVÄ HILLU!!!!